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Showing posts with label Politics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Politics. Show all posts
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Music: Jason Mayland- Bye Bye W
I must admit that I LOVE having such creative friends...you never know what they're going to come up with next!
Bye, Bye Dubya!
Saturday, November 22, 2008
Friday, November 7, 2008
Politics: Click The Link
(next click LAUNCH and hold tight through the commercials.
It's worth it...I promise!)
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Humor: Dear Red States...
Dear Red States...
We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us.
In case you aren't aware, that includes Hawaii, Oregon,Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of New California.
To sum up briefly: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states. We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get Elliot Spitzer. You get Ken Lay.
We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood.
We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.
We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss.
We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama.
We get two-thirds of the tax revenue, you get to make the red states pay their fair share.
Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms.
Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and anti-war, and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once. If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals. They have kids they're apparently willing to send to their deaths for no purpose, and they don't care if you don't show pictures of their children's caskets coming home. We do wish you success in Iraq, and hope that the WMDs turn up, but we're not willing to spend our resources in Bush's Quagmire.
With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80 percent of the country's fresh water, more than 90 percent of the pineapple and lettuce, 92 percent of the nation's fresh fruit, 95 percent of America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners) 90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools, plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.
With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88 percent of all obese Americans (and their projected health care costs), 92 percent of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the tornadoes, 90 percent of the hurricanes, 99 percent of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100 percent of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.
We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.
Additionally, 38 percent of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62 percent believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44 percent say that evolution is only a theory, 53 percent that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61 percent of you crazy b*****ds believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties.
By the way, we're taking the good pot, too. You can have that dirt weed they grow in Mexico.
Peace out,
Blue States
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Saturday, October 4, 2008
Friday, October 3, 2008
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Politics: Don't Vote, Unless...
You can literally register to vote while you're pooping...if you have a laptop!
Monday, September 29, 2008
Friday, September 26, 2008
Friday, September 12, 2008
Art: A New Hope
A long time ago, in a political campaign far, far away, this poster was hanging in campaign offices across the galaxy…
…and these logos were on bumper stickers from Alderaan to Yavin:
(from Ironicsans.com)
…and these logos were on bumper stickers from Alderaan to Yavin:
(from Ironicsans.com)
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Politics: Mine's BIGGER!
Originally uploaded by Sanctuary-Studio
My Obama sticker is bigger than your McSame sticker! Eat poop suckah!
Saturday, August 2, 2008
Friends: Why ModMan's a Democrat...
"I don't need no stinkin' lapel flag pin. I got a backyard, 1000 red white and blue candles, and some wicked good friends!"- ModMan
Saturday, June 28, 2008
Life: Should I Be Offended?
I've been Monster-sitting for the past couple of days at the Red House and the neighbors have added yet another barker to their collection. Mind you, the last time these folks tried to adopt another Chihuahua the agency came into the home to make sure it was an appropriate place for Yo Quiero #2 to reside. They were ultimately denied their adoption request stating that one of the dogs currently living in the household was too aggressive. How the agency reps were able to come to this conclusion still remains a mystery but I applaud them for recognizing a potentially bad situation. Not only has their Biter attacked The Mon (on two separate occasions) but she also attacked her own (much smaller) brother which resulted in a bunch of stitches all over his head and face.
But I digress, a couple of weeks ago as I was leaving the Red House New Pup ran in my direction. The neighbor began calling his name to get him to come back. "Obie, Obie, Come Obie....OBAMA COME!" I couldn't believe what I was hearing! These uber-conservative Fox-news watching REPUBLICANS named their new black Chihuahua pup Obama!? Am I right to be completely offended or am I just being overly sensitive because I don't get along with these folks?
Either way I consider myself fortunate since I'm not forced to listen to them calling this dog's name two hundred times a day on a regular basis...these past few days have been bad enough.
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Monday, June 9, 2008
Sunday, June 8, 2008
Thursday, May 15, 2008
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